Cooking Up a Conversation

1) Take a few words.

2) Add flour.

3) Mix well with brain juice. Bake at gas mark 3.

4) Add smilies (the potato ones).

5) Deep freeze.Think about what you're saying in this time.

6) Reheat (fix any redundancies/fine tune what you're trying to convey).

7) Serve (press the ENTER key).

[WARNING: After this there's no adding salt, extra smilies etc.]

8) Wait for a return.

Conversation made!

Cooking time: 10 seconds
Servings: Depends on the number of people in the same chat box ;)